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The Twelve Days of Star Wars

On the Twelfth Day of Star Wars,
 Darth Vader set on us,
       Twelve Star Destroyers,
        Eleven Stormtroopers,
         Ten TIE Fighters,
          Nine Blaster Rifles,
           Eight ATST's,
            Seven Garbage Mashers,
             Six Dorky Hat Guys,
              Five Light Sabers,
               Four Grand Moffs,
                Three Probe Droids,
                 Two Flying Shoes,
                  And a Death Star Battle Station.

Apologies to all of the honking geese, dancing ladies, and all the rest.

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