John's Sound Page
The Not-So SuperSite for all your Sounds!

gotmail3.wavMy own verson of the aol "You've got mail!" (I modified the first version).
toppadl.wavA soft "thunk," good for a nice, unobtrusive menu popup for win95.
belch10.wavA loud, resounding belch, taken from the dopefish screen saver.
ricochet.wavA ricochet noise, good for... whatever. I just think that it is real neat.
3P0.wavA GREAT windows closing sound, this is C-3P0 of Star Wars saying, "Sir, if you'll not be needing me, I think I'll close down for a while."
dadada.wav"Da, da, da" from the volkswagon ad (Of course, it was a great song before that.) This sound is good for just about anything.
twilight.wavPerfect for opening windows, this is a small chunk of the Twilight Zone "theme song" ("doo dee doo doo, doo dee doo doo, doo dee doo doo...")
muppet_show.wavThe beloved Kermit the Frog, saying, as he always does at the beginning of The Muppet Show, "Ladies and Gentlemen, It's the MUPPET SHOW!!!" (I took this one off of a Best of the Muppets tape/cd thingamabob.)
switchoff.wav3P0 again, this time saying to R2, "Oh, switch off." This is good for those times when you think your computer is mad at you, like an error message.
invincible.wavHomer Simpson saying, "I am invincible, INVINCIBLE! ...Yea--*thunk*--OWW!!!"
badgood.wavThus begins my collection of Tick© sounds. This one is "The Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight" saying, "You'll never prove a thing, copper... I'm just a part time electrician. I... I... BAD IS GOOD, BABY!! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!!"
hotdog.wavThis one is The Tick, saying, right after he is thrown into a chimney by a clone of him made out of snot, "Hot dog, a worthy adversary!!"
spoon.wavThis is The Tick's battle cry. If I have time, (it is a big file) I will upload the full sound file of him choosing the battle cry.
ent.wavThis is a bunch of people clapping. It is perfect for the egomaniac when windows is opening.
blahst.wavThis is a british guy (I guess) saying, "blast." It is good for an error message sound. But it gets annoying.
complete.wavThis sound is HAL from 2001: A Space Odyessy. He was their talking computer. He is saying, "I'm completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly."
youidiotecho.wavA homemade sound of a deep voice saying, "You Idiot" with an echo. It is my voice, disguised.